Presbyopic Myopia
Wednesday, March 12, 2003
In a Single Stroke
North Korea has complained about the US having deployed an aircraft carrier in waters near the Korean peninsula. They are talking tough...of course, that's what they always do. Here's a quote, "The US should not boast its military muscle. The DPRK (North Korea) has self-defensive national defence capacity powerful enough to beat back any formidable enemy at a single stroke." I can hear the saber cutting through the air now.
Could This Be The Start of Something Big?
Remember from history how WWI started with the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand in Sarajevo? Well, the prime minister of Serbia, Zoran Djindjic, has been assassinated in Belgrade. This may be the start of WWIII. Don't ask me how that would happen.
Tuesday, March 11, 2003
Princess Diana Against War in Iraq
A group of psychics have made contact with Princess Diana "on the other side." They say she is enjoying herself and is spending time with Mother Teresa. She told them she had intentions to marry Dodi al Fayed. But most interesting fact is that she stays up on current events, and that she is against the war with Iraq. OK, but why didn't they contact Jesus and ask him? He could rattle your saber!
Dangerous for Europe
Tony Blair says it would be very dangerous for Europe if the Russians and the French don't go along with the UN Security Council resolution propose by the US. Is that a threat? Hmm...
Monday, March 10, 2003
Some Viagra Might Help
It looks like a re-run of Gulf War I, except this time they're surrendering a little prematurely. They aren't even "keeping it up" long enough to let the war get started. Not enough foreplay?
Another North Korean Ejaculation
North Korea has conducted another missle test. Experts speculate that it's North Korea's way of demanding direct dialog with the US that doesn't involve a bunch of other countries. I guess direct dialog with the US puts you on a higher status. North Korea is # 1 on the list of saber rattlers! Shh...don't tell them their penis, er...missle was really to short to make an impression.
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