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Presbyopic Myopia
Thursday, April 10, 2003
 
Sure, He Was a Dictator, But He Was Our Dictator!

Pravda takes offense to Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's inclusion of Hitler in the same group with Lenin and Stalin. Uh...I don't see much difference.

Monday, April 07, 2003
 
Plastic Surgery for That?!!

The Saudi newspaper al-Watan has reported that the guy in the video walking around Baghdad as Saddam Hussein was actually a double named Ahmed Hadushi. They report that he has undergone plastic surgery "many times to look more like Hussein." I must compliment the plastic surgeons on their job, because he does look like Saddam. Maybe we could get them to work on Michael Jackson. He couldn't look much worse!

 
Is This Really News?

US forces say they have discovered some possible chemical weapons at a site in Iraq. Hell, all they did was look under someone's kitchen sink. There's enough chemicals under mine to kill an invading army, why not over there too?


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