Saddam vs. George, the Debate

Saddam Hussein has challenged W to a debate about the impending war. He made the challenge in an interview with Dan Rather. Imagine the two of them at podiums with headphones for the translation:

Saddam: The great Iraqi people will destroy your cowardly soldiers.
W: Yeah, just like the first time, huh? Your great army couldn't surrender fast enough! Some army!
Saddam: I still in power, your daddy can only jump from airplanes now...you son of dog!
W: You pussy rag-head Arabs are always talking tough, but look at your track record. You get thrashed every time you start to fight...your mother is a sow!
Saddam: I spit on your drunken whore daughter who has sister from same litter.
W: I will send my wife to fight your wife anytime...you homo!

Hmm...maybe on second thought, they should just battle it out.
- posted by Marcos @ 11:14 AM