This Is Gonna Move 'Em Down There with Costa Rica!

Germany, France, and Belgium (by the way the name Belgium means war-like) have created a crisis in NATO by blocking the start of planning for coming to Turkey's defense in case Baghdad launches missel attacks against it. Put them at the bottom of the list!

Bottom Five Saber Rattlers as of Posting Time

5. Greenland (do they even have a military?)
4. Germany (after WWII we neutered them, and now they don't even want to help)
3. France ("ahh, but our women smell so good!")
2. Belgium (what's in a name?)
1. Costa Rica (no, they really don't have a military!)
- posted by Marcos @ 10:27 AM