Where's a Cop When You Need One?

Where is that NYPD officer, Justin Volpe, when we need him? He's the one convicted of ramming a wooden stick up Abner Louima's ass. Now that we've caught Khalid Sheikh Mohammed the Al Qaeda mastermind, maybe we could use Officer Volpe's services. The latest says that Mohammed is being held by US forces at Bagram AFB in Afghanistan. It shouldn't take long to get Justin over there.
- posted by Marcos @ 1:09 PM